LOVERS AND THEIR PRANKS

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Andrew: I'm coming to see you babe.
Mary: Alright my dear.
Andrew: I can't wait to see you...yearning to have just a glimpse of you. I'm just about to be on my way now.

Mary: Okay, but sweetheart, I'm on my period... letting you know just in case.
Andrew: My car has just broken down, I can't make it now, it seems.
Mary: Get your buddy Benson to bring you, like he always does.
Andrew: He was shot by armed robbers, so I won`t manage to come.

Mary: Don`t bother I am not on my period.

Andrew: Benson has just been discharged from hospital and he is ready to bring me over.

Mary: What the hell! I am really on my period, I just was not sure!

Andrew: He`s just been taken ill yet again, so I won`t come!

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